Wednesday, March 3, 2004

McDonald's Hiring Practices Revealed!

McDonalds Hiring Practices'No wonder all those burger flippers are losers,' comments expert.

Milwaukee, WI - McDonalds is well known for hiring low/unskilled workers for it's "McJobs" -- the low-paying burger flippers who fry and server millions of french fries and burgers. Today, in a direct attack on political correctness, McDonalds has come right out and named the people it wants to hire for these jobs: LOSERS (see enlarged photo).

"Well this explains everything," one onlooker commented. "I always thought it was a job that attracts people with low self esteem; now we see those people are actively sought out."

City officials are investigating the matter, in order to determine whether the hiring practices can be considered discriminatory, and whether or not that violates any local, state, or federal laws.