Vegas odds favor Bush over Kerry 10 to 1 due to his "Shock and Awe" fight strategy; Nader upset that FOX didn't invite him to duke it out with Libertarian party candidate Gary Nolan.Fox Broadcasting company has obtained exclusive television rights to the first head-to-head fight between President George W Bush and Democratic candidate John Kerry. Oscar de la Hoya will officiate the match.
Vegas betting experts favor Bush over Kerry by a wide margin, largely due to Kerry's apparent inability to decide on a strategy for the fight. Bush, on the other hand, has laid out a solid plan. "President Bush has put forward a very proactive game plan whereby he will strike early and hard, overwhelming Kerry and reducing Kerry's ability to strike back," said one Vegas bookie.
"John Kerry, on the other hand, is widely perceived as slow and reactive, and hasn't put forward any clear and consise strategies for overcoming Bush."
FOX officials have told the press that Bush and Kerry fight will be the main event of a two hour special political edition of its wildly popular Celebrity Boxing series. FOX claims that all three branches of our representative democracy will be fighting it out when the show airs live on Tuesday, June 21. Rampant speculation as to the other fighters has filled the message boards at some of the Internet's most popular gambling sites.
