"In your face, helpdesk!"
Jason ordered the helpdesk closed this morning, after he took a decisive lead in the number of closed tickets for the month of October.
"Statistically, Jason has surpassed the rest of the team by an infinite percentage with the closure of his latest helpdesk ticket," says Jim, Jason's manager. "This is an accomplishment of which Jason can be proud. In fact I've just put in an order for a lucite plaque for Jason."
Jason was unconcerned that helpdesk requests might go unsolved if the helpdesk is closed. "They can take care of those tickets next month. For the rest of this month, I will bask in my own glory."
